Bus Advert competition

See http://faith-theology.blogspot.com/2009/02/atheist-bus-signs-caption-contest.html for a bus poster caption contest. My favourites :

THERE'S PROBABLY NO GOD. But what would I know? I'm only a bus.

There's probably no driver. Now stop worrying and enjoy the ride.

Mister boojah boojah says: relax - no one is in charge.

You are a figment of God's imagination :How cool is that? Probably.

There's probably no dog. So stop complaining, and enjoy your taco.

THANK GOD FOR ATHEISTS.

Probably? No. There's God. Now stop worrying and enjoy new life.

There is probably no such a thing as a bus.

"The fool has said in his heart, 'there is no bus' . . ."

There is no God. Disagree? Step in front of this bus and prove me wrong.

Why did Jesus cross the road? To get you to the other side.

There's probably no life . . unless you stop worrying . . and enjoy your God.

There's probably no God, but there's definitely an economy. So stop worrying and buy something.